2:32

"'s'week's episode of Trainer." BBC1 Scotland junction, 22nd September 1991

4:24

Full Trouser Activity: BBC1 continuity, December 29th 1996

1:01

A Hilly Advert

4:49

Including Teddy: ITV (Border) adverts and continuity, 28th September 1991

1:32

Not Being Shot At: BBC TWO junction, 14th March 1988

0:12

An Idolatrous Advert

4:59

The New Pollution: ITV (Thames) junction into News at Ten, 14th February 1983

2:53

You, You and You: ITV (Thames) adverts, 14th February 1983

0:26

A Personable Advert

3:02

What's Left of the Legend: BBC1 Radio Times Promo and Ident into Night Court, February 20th 1985

3:31

Why I Married Bob Geldof Twice: ITV (Central) adverts, 6th September 1986

0:13

A Revelatory Advert

3:50

The Sky Is Yours Alone: ITV (Central) adverts, 6th September 1986

4:15

Upon Your Servant Brenda: BBC1 junction, 3rd April 1994

0:32

I'd Gladly Pay You Friday for an Advert Today

2:45

Might Look Like Mum's, But It's Only For A Laugh: TV-am adverts, August 18th 1988

2:22

A Silly Beast to Say the Least: TV-am adverts, 18th August 1988

0:24

A Rock Steady Advert

1:29

Do Something, Beefy: TV-am adverts, 18th August 1988

11:19

We'll Come Back Earlier: ITV (Border) adverts and continuity, News at Ten headlines, 27th June 1994

0:26

A Proud Advert

3:52

Silverstone Leather Trim: ITV (Border) adverts, 27th June 1994

3:59

Even If You're Not Moving: ITV (Border) adverts 27th June 1994

0:17

A Jazzy Advert

4:29

"I don't recommend it to anybody." ITV (Border) adverts and continuity, 27th June 1994

4:03

Some Call Me the Funky Trapper: ITV (Border) adverts, 26th June 1994

0:24

Not a Very Good Advert

4:00

"Teas from Ceylon..." ITV (Border) ad break, 26th June 1994

3:57

Cheap Bread that Tastes Really Quite Good: ITV (Border) adverts, 26 June 1994

0:24

A Post-Human Advert

4:36

Free Cucumber: ITV (Border) adverts and continuity, 26th June 1994

1:06

Setbacks in Jordan: BBC1 junction, February 18th 1998

0:35

A "Funky" Advert

4:40

Flavours Confirmed: ITV (Tyne Tees) adverts and birthdays with Kathy Secker, 15th April 1981

3:46

"Rice pudding tonight." ITV (Granada) adverts, 30th December 1991

0:37

A Strong and Tough advert

3:45

Synchronised Sunrooves: ITV (Granada) adverts, 30th December 1991

2:49

Terry in Training: BBC1 Closedown, 25th April 1992 (NOT REAL)

0:30

A 15mph Advert

2:51

Even Barbecue Them: Channel Four (Border) adverts, 21st August 1985

2:41

Est. 1985: Channel Four (Border) adverts, 31st July 1985

0:27

A Numerical Advert

2:17

Format for the 90s: BBC2 Junction, 27th September 1991

2:59

From Toe to Top: ITV (TVS) adverts, 1986

0:23

A Short Advert

2:05

The Wee Small Hours of Saturday Morning: Channel Four closedown, August 9th 1996

3:48

The Sure Thing: Channel Four adverts, August 9th 1996

0:19

A petty advert

6:01

Maybe You'd Be Weird Too: Channel Four junction, August 9th 1996

3:49

Walk Through the Global Village: Channel 4 adverts, August 9th 1996

0:56

This Is The Water, This Is the Advert

3:44

Easy Access to Germany: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 2nd April 1988

3:39

The Cucumber Sandwiches Are Freshly Cut Today: ITV (Border) adverts, 15th June 1997

0:29

A Far Too Loud Advert That You Probably Shouldn't Bother Watching

3:46

Huntin' and Fishin' and Shootin': Channel Four (Anglia) adverts, 24th August 1988

0:17

Christmas Wrapping (is over there)

7:19

Truly Madly Turkey: BBC2 continuity and closedown, 21st December 1992

3:37

16 Gems of Rock: Channel 4 (Tyne Tees) adverts, 6th December 1989

3:47

The One With Marrowbone: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, Christmas Day 1986

3:46

Fun Really Mutliplies: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, Christmas Day 1986

8:20

Excruciatingly Happy: BBC Scotland Hogmanay 1998-1999

2:56

Deceit and Lies: ITV (Westcountry) adverts, Christmas Day 1995

2:13

New Controlled-Delivery Pump: ITV (Westcountry) adverts, Christmas Day 1995

4:34

The Gorgeous Meg Ryan: TV-am adverts, 23rd December 1990

3:51

Four Calling Birds: ITV (Border) adverts, December 28th 1984

3:13

With the Copper Coloured Top: ITV (Thames) adverts, Christmas Day 1980

2:49

A Man of Action: ITV (Thames) adverts, Christmas Day 1980

2:13

The Ideal Scarlett: BBC TWO junction, Christmas Day 1989

1:33

A Veritable Banquet: BBC TWO junction, Christmas Day 1989

4:01

The Same Freedom from Static: TV-am adverts, 6th December 1991

2:12

Monitor Not Included: TV-am adverts, 6th December 1991

1:21

Your Eyes Your Feet: TV-am adverts, 6th December 1991

4:20

Sniff's Nose Agents: Central junction into TV-am error, December 6th 1991

1:04

Lemon-Suited Crimebuster: BBC1 junction, 27th December 1994

0:50

A Right Jolly Old Advert (Slight Return)

1:15

Black, Welsh and Proud: BBC1 junction, 27th December 1994

3:08

Terrific Amazing Unbelievable: ITV (Westcountry) adverts, 20th November 1997

3:08

Parisian Moonlight White: ITV (Westcountry) adverts, 20th November 1997

5:29

Keep Chirpy: ITV (Westcountry) adverts, 20th November 1997

1:17

Rubber Bullets (NSFW)

0:13

Pronouncing.

3:46

"Only chilled enough for two." Channel 4 (Anglia) adverts, 24th August 1988

0:19

An Incarcerated Advert

3:59

Unique Duraglide Base: Channel Four (Anglia) adverts and breakdown 24th August 1988

3:46

"Sorry, Simon." Channel 4 (Anglia) adverts, 24th August 1988

7:01

Hello, Barry: ITV (Tyne Tees) continuity junction and adverts, 25h August 1991

3:39

The Bandit Who Did Me Guttering: ITV (Tyne Tees) adverts, 25th August 1991

0:11

An Exploding Advert

3:47

A Yen for a Pint: ITV (Tyne Tees) adverts, 25th August 1991

3:49

Wise Up, Fifi: ITV (Tyne Tees) adverts, 25th August 1991

1:09

A Fireside Advert

4:45

The Second Blast This Month: BBC1 Look North, Weather and continuity, 25th May 1992

2:58

The-the-the-the-the-the-Butter: ITV (Granada) adverts, 30th August 1981

0:20

A Divisive Advert

3:45

Into the Oven for a Few Mins: ITV (Granada) adverts and continuity, 30th August 1981

7:19

Good Great Memories: End of a Cream Era

0:24

A Mutating Advert

3:50

The Living, Lasting Shine: ITV (Granada) adverts, 30th August 1981

3:44

Flake or Ready Rubbed: ITV (Granada) adverts, 30th August 1981

0:22

A Super Advert