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Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers

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'The State Of The Union Is Strong,' Says Man Burdened With Protecting Us From The Truth

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Congress Arrested On Manslaughter Charges

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Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion

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In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls

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Ruin The Economy Or Not? Congress Still Unable To Decide

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Live: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dreams

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Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law

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Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

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Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises

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Newsroom : Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

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Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night

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Filming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting

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BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

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Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor

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