2:48

Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

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McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

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Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

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Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

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Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain

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McCains Economic Plan: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

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Obama Vows To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

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Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base

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Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks

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Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

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Study Finds Youths Don't Follow Office Politics

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'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate

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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency

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Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?

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McCain Declines Secret Service

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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election

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More Candidates Court Fat Vote

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Romney Defends Against Allegations Of Tolerance

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