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3:08 Brooklyn Bridge Opens, Completely Revolutionizes Suicide In Fetid Hellhole Of New York City The Onion
2:34 This Week In History: First McDonald's Opens With A Young Grimace Just Starting Out As A Cashier The Onion
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2:57 This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof The Onion
