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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

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GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head

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Did Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman

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Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged In A Week-Long Drug-Fueled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes'

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President's Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face

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Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)

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GOP Supports Obama For 2012: 'We Need More Time To Completely Ruin His Life'

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Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

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Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia

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Newsroom : Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

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Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

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2:30

Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

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Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads

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Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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2:29

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt

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2:47

Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor

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2:47

Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

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Congress Debates Elaborate Dance For Obama's Inauguration

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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

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Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain

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McCains Economic Plan: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

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Economists Warn Anti-Bush Product Market Close To Collapse

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Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Drug Law

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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election

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White House Announces 'Everything Great In Iraf'

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More Candidates Court Fat Vote

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Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth

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